Region: Speyside Price: $$ Class: 50% Nautical, 50% Parking Lot / Alley Rating: 2 / 5 Best consumed in an alley, wearing urine-soaked pants, having just gotten an anchor chest tattoo.
Pros, Cons and Neutralities
+: 86 proof
–: “Drink Responsibly”
Culling of the Copy
pleasant honey bouquet, medium bodied with a delicate, fruity character and warm, peaty finish.
G.L.O.: This is some bullshit.
The Word(s) on the Street
adjectives: woody, pointed,
eaghfph, smooth start / rough finish, gross, rough, harsh
“Goes down like a urine-soaked hammer.”
“Smells like booze and a kiss of the ass.”
“Turn your head and give two coughs.”
“Best when thirsty! (or after lots of other Scotch)”
“Best from a glass that previously held Glenlivet.”