Class: 70% Bean Bag, 30% Parking Lot / Alley
Rating: 2 / 5
Best consumed in a conversion van's beanbag loveseat,
parked next to some railroad tracks within sight of
undulating hills and/or a local high school.
Class: 100% Nautical
Rating: 3 / 5
Best consumed in purgatory, wearing a gray sweatsuit and
headband, listening to background dinner Muzak.