Class: 100% Nautical
Rating: 3 / 5
Best consumed in purgatory, wearing a gray sweatsuit and
headband, listening to background dinner Muzak.
Class: 50% Nautical, 50% Bean Bag
Rating: 3- / 5
Best consumed by Phillipe Cousteau, in a bean bag
chair, in a submersible, wearing a smoking track suit,
hunting the elusive narwhal.
Class: 50% Nautical, 50% Parking Lot / Alley
Rating: 2 / 5
Best consumed in an alley, wearing urine-soaked pants,
having just gotten an anchor chest tattoo.